Howdy. I'm Danish Akram.

Playboy, Philanthropist, The MAIN Character, Whole Spiel...

Type in your primary email address below to get my fun and binge worthy emails, along with tips related to copywriting. --- No confirmation required + 100% free ---

So rude of me to push you to join my email list without properly introducing myself...So let me properly introduce myself first. I'm the Most Fun-liking, Story-Email binge reading addict, and uniquely un-usual sales page copywriter... (Doesn't make sense right?!?)But why bother knowing who I am... Here's something of your importance to start off this page with + build some damn CRED...

Justin Blackman ( The top brand voice guide guy in the game)

Justin Blackman ( The Worlds top brand voice guide guy)

Yup, he's the world's most renowned brand voice copywriter and has been working with the biggest brands including McLaren, PUMA, and even Red Bull ( No wonder their ads do stunts more than selling drinks 😂)Here's another one to sweeten the pot...

Jeffery Walters ( Outdoor Writer/Copywriter for 2 decades + has an audience of +500k ).

CRAZY HUH?!?Third Time's a charm... but I've ran out of image option on this siteHowever, if you wanna see what these guys read that made them respond like that, then I would highly recommend you to sign up to my list, and check out my posts as well.

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Wait... What's that?...You're not convinced? Hey, I get it. Have a nice day.

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AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WE'VE LOST ANOTHER ONE?!?

I slam my fists on the desk as you turn to leave, furious.“What the HELL is wrong with people?! Have they forgotten how to have fun?!” I growl.“Get the marketing team in here NOW! I demand answers!”Moments later, two pale figures shuffle into the office—skinny, round glasses slipping down their noses. They stand there... trembling.I whirl around and jab a finger at the one on the left. “YOU! Tell me, what I should do?”He stammers “m-maybe you should... uh... include a WIIFM? To, you know, um... get p-people to join your list?”His voice barely makes it out, shaking.

"A WHAT?!?" I roar "You’re telling me that offering them value-packed emails with stories that'll make them laugh AND learn isn’t enough?"

The poor guy's knees buckle. "N-n-no... please... I-I beg you... j-just one more chance..." His words are barely audible, trembling as if his very life depended on it — which, let’s face it, it does.—I lean forward, and in a cold, calm voice:

"OFF WITH HIS HEAD."His scream echoes as my guards swoop in, dragging him away like a sack of regret.

Why is it so hard to get copywriters on a copywriting lis ... oh... you're still here... đŸ˜¶

Forget what you just read... ...Lets give you a task. I have a quick quiz for you to see if you should sign up for my emails
 ready?

Question#1: SOLVE THIS

😂Scared to fail?!? Chill out, I'm Asian, so I solved it when I was 9... WITHOUT HANDS 😐.Also, don't wanna lose you like this dude.

REAL Question#1: Are You Nervous About Joining Other Copywriter's Email Lists?(YES/NO)

YES... Eureka, A-STAR for you. Glad that you're being honest once in a while. I love copywriters who are just terrified of joining other copywriter's lists, but still end up on it, and then write fan emails like these...

There's more, but I don't wanna keep you waiting.

I suppose you're now convinced, as well as A-O-K, to join my email list. We'll skedaddle to the sig up page and lets dive in.

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what?...Did you say NO?...Wow, cute. so you’re one of those people who always chooses the dumb answers on online quizzes to see what funny stuff they say.(sick. you are sooo cool and original and definitely fun at parties)Well while we’re at it, let’s try another one:* clears throat *

Question#2: Do You Like Humor/ GIF's and get offended by bad language?(YES/NO)

If you said YES


I MEAN — uh, ssssssssugar
? (whew. saved it there.) ) But, um, yeah. Maybe don’t join my email list. cuz I say what I want, how I wanna and I use far more bad language than my mother would appreciate.And sometimes, well, things get a bit out of hand...If you're ok with being targeted by a little humor and a bit more foul language, then I'm red to my toes, cause I'm happy to say that you can become a part of this email familia... come on, let's get it.

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Look man, I know that you're having fun answering all these quiz questions, but believe me, I'm starting to have the opposite of fun.Plus, it's creeping me out that you’re still here scrolling expecting me to ask you more questions.Here, last time, repeat after me...

I am NOT a cringe-IG/ Discord stalker. I am reading this because I'm NOT a complete idiot, I'm just checking how this page ends...(This is how it ends). After reading this big bold text with 0% value and 100% nonsense, I will click the BIG, RED, JUICY sign up button below to sign up to the email list and start receiving some good ol' value-filled emails.

Wow... just WOW. I literally almost teared by this speech of yours... Truly touched my heart with those final words.Now click the button below, add your credentials, and depress that sign-up button.